Raven vs Donuts

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Raven

Raven, often referred to as "Raven drag" or "Raven queen" because there are so many "Raven"s out there, is a drag queen based in Los Angeles. Raven has appeared in RuPaul's Drag Race, where she was a runner up in season 2, RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race, where she was the runner up for a second time, and in RuPaul's Drag U, where she was a drag professor. Despite being  the "queen of second place", Raven is one of the most beloved queens to ever appear on Drag Race. Currently, Raven does drag gigs,  ( how else is she supposed to get that money), has a YouTube web show on World of Wonder's account where she "toots and boots" looks from season 7 of RuPaul's Drag Race. Raven also has a "sick'ning" mug, or makeup, for which she is known.  

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Donuts

That's right, you heard it right here. I HATE DONUTS. I don't think I can put to words how many times I have had a donut and then felt absolutley disgusted afterwords. Sure, everyone loves a good glazed donuts, but what is it doing to your digestive system? I'm not a doctor, but I'm sure if I don't feel good after having a donut, no one should eat them. Honestly, if you think about it, donuts aren't nearly as exciting as people make them out to be. Despite their unique yeast based dough (or regular dough aka the worst donuts) donuts are basically terrible. Plus they make you fat! EW!

Uma Thurman vs The Bottoms of Soda Cans

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Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman is an amazing actress and stars in one of my favorite films, Kill Bill. Uma is also a kind mother of three, and has won a Gotham Award, an Empire Award, and a MTV Movie Award for best actress. Uma Thurman appears in films such as Kill Bill vol 1 & vol 2, Batman & Robin, Gattaca, and Pulp Fiction. Also, I like to believe that Uma, along with Miss Britney Spears are my surrogate mothers, RuPaul Charles being my surrogate father. 

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The Bottom of Soda Cans

The bottoms of soda cans are basically disgusting. I underatand the idea of having an indentation on the bottom of a soda can, to avoid large rings when a soda can is placed on a table. I wonder, why people can't just suck it up and use a coaster? Think of all of the jobs coaster making would provide, our economy would basically flourish. I hate how soda can bottoms are the color of the metal, why can't the label go all the way down? Why does it have to be so gosh-dang ugly?