Friday, March 27, 2015

Uma Thurman vs The Bottoms of Soda Cans

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Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman is an amazing actress and stars in one of my favorite films, Kill Bill. Uma is also a kind mother of three, and has won a Gotham Award, an Empire Award, and a MTV Movie Award for best actress. Uma Thurman appears in films such as Kill Bill vol 1 & vol 2, Batman & Robin, Gattaca, and Pulp Fiction. Also, I like to believe that Uma, along with Miss Britney Spears are my surrogate mothers, RuPaul Charles being my surrogate father. 
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The Bottom of Soda Cans
The bottoms of soda cans are basically disgusting. I underatand the idea of having an indentation on the bottom of a soda can, to avoid large rings when a soda can is placed on a table. I wonder, why people can't just suck it up and use a coaster? Think of all of the jobs coaster making would provide, our economy would basically flourish. I hate how soda can bottoms are the color of the metal, why can't the label go all the way down? Why does it have to be so gosh-dang ugly?




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  1. Okay. Uma Thurman? YASSS. also, soda can bottoms seem super gross. If you touch the bottom of them they feel all metallic and powdery, almost. What's up with that. also, we should definitely start a coaster making club here. Talk about a flourishing economy.

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  2. Maybe people should just make cans with coasters attached to them...ever think of that?

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  3. I hate soda cans too. What happened to the good 'ole glass bottles. Now that's were it's at.

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    1. I love a good glass bottle, they can be used in self defense too! Just break that thing over a hard surface and you basically have a knife to defend yourself! Stay safe!

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